After hearing the news that Lady Gaga was applying to be an intern for famous hat designer Philip Treacy, we did what any fully functioning, right-thinking blog squad would do. We came up with some more places Gaga should work this summer.
Sure, it's all well and good for Gaga to parlay her interest in fashion into a side hustle. But couldn't you see her in a variety of different occupations? We certainly can! Also, Gaga, don't forget to fill out all of your school paperwork so you can get credit and blah blah blah.
1.) Fast Food Drive-Thru Attendant
Basically this would make the greatest border run, like, ever. You pull up to the drive-through, psyched for a Gordita or whatever. Through the muffled, distorted transmission, you hear a familiar voice. And when you pull around to pay? Bang! Lady Gaga in full lunch-lady glory (see above photo), asking you if you need napkins!
2.) Lady Gaga The Prerecorded Customer Service Voice
Whether she was providing customer service vocals for your cell phone service provider or knocking "Julie" off her Amtrak perch, wouldn't it be cool to hear her say, "Para Español, oprima numero dos."
3.) Baseball Concession Sales
How awesome would it be to be sitting in the bleachers at Wrigley, or Fenway, and suddenly hear, "Roma-roma-mamaa! Cold-beer-cold-beer-heeeeeere!"
4.) Delivery Person
It would be totally cool to have Gaga bring you her pizza, right? Might be hard for her though. Especially if she tries to negotiate a fifth-floor walk-up in this getup:
5.) Paparazzi
Seems like something she might already have a passion for!