Video Premiere: Katy Perry, ‘California Gurls’

You knew Katy Perry‘s “California Gurls” video would feature more candy than a lifetime’s Halloween haul, whipped-cream bras, ridiculous wigs and Snoop. But what you didn’t know the hotly anticipated “California Gurls” video would feature? Dancing Pop-Tart gingerbread men, a Gummi bear army, anthropomorphic Popsicles … and … Katy Perry naked! Except for a bow. Hooray!

Snoop Dogg himself possibly predicted a bare-bummed Katy with the line “toned, tanned, fit and ready,” and Perry is certainly all four, and then some. Ironically, though the “California Gurls” video is Candy Land come to life — thanks to the always-brilliant director Mathew Cullen and his production studio, Motion Theory — Katy Perry looks like she hasn’t had sugar in years. Way to rub it in our faces, lady.

+ Watch Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” video now.