Here we see Rihanna, shortly after deboarding a plane in Barbados. Now, I am not fully versed in the ins and outs and details of flight safety regulation. But I feel like Ri-Ri is breaking a bunch of rules here. Because if I was a pilot, I would not be able to fly, due to the fact that the singer's pants had just blown my mind.
Rihanna's pants game has been our own personal Watergate around these parts, as we've charted the optical illusion qualities of her ever-changing, ever-shocking slacks.
But these. These take the cake and throw said cake out the window (to totally mix our metaphors) and say "There is no cake. There's only these crazy pants." We can do nothing but stand up and applaud you, Rihanna. Oh, and show one of your dope videos.