There are two kinds of DJ Khaled videos. Actually there's only one kind: the awesome kind. But under that awesome umbrella are two settings: Michael Bay-style action movie, complete with helicopters and car chases and kidnappings (think "Out Here Grindin' " or "We Takin' Over"), or green screen flossing demonstrations, where rappers unleash copious amounts of swag upon us, the willing and loving viewers.
Khaled's "All I Do Is Win (Remix)" video falls under the latter category.
First things first: DJ Khaled has done so much winning that he's become a traded commodity on the New York Stock Exchange. Either that or he spent a pretty penny on a LED screen that flashes his name and its stock price, but has no baring whatsoever on the world's economy.
Second of all, we're really feeling the sheer variety of jackets being rocked in this clip, from Khaled's varsity style to Rick Ross' satin "West Side Story" Windbreaker, to Diddy's rose-colored fitted thing with the white ribbing. If variety is the spice of life, these guys are Sriracha sauce.
Third of all, and just to wrap up because I have to go start my thesis paper on this video to be published next Nevuary, WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH BUSTA RHYMES' STOICISM.
Every one else is totally living it up and throwing money and being animated. But Busta is acting like he's watching "The Hurt Locker" for the first time! Check him out at 1:17! It's true!
This video contains multitudes. I implore you to discover all of them.