Buzz Bites (7/12/10) -- Joe Jonas And Ashley Greene Went On A Date!!!

+ If you're eating right now, you're probably gonna drop your fork over this one, and if you're a modern-day vampire, you probably already had visions of this: Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas were spotting having dinner together in London. He's hot, she's hot, so why shouldn't this work out? (Monsters & Critics)

+ Carrie Underwood got all married to Mike Fisher this weekend! Adorbs! (Just Jared)

+ Taylor Swift "got married"... but it was just for a video. Oh well. She's still young. (PopSugar)

+ Former MTV VJ La La Vazquez got married, and Ciara and Kelly Rowland were there. (Neon Limelight)

+ Katy Perry did NOT slam Miley Cyrus, and instead took to Twitter to assure everyone that she loves "that ho." Aww! (MTV News UK)

+ Additional photographic evidence has emerged proving that Lindsay Lohan needs a (better) manicure. (TheFABlife)

+ Lady Gaga went over to Yoko Ono's house and played John Lennon's iconic white piano. Sean Lennon was there and took a photo. No bigs. (Jezebel)

+ Eminem was almost blinded by lasers at Scotland's T In The Park festival, but fortunately calamity was averted. (NME)

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