Oh, it's Lindsay Lohan dressed up as a nun, licking a .357 Magnum! It must be Wednesday. The soon-to-be-jailbird has taken a break from sending subliminal shots at the legal system via manicure and has shown up in the above promo poster for her upcoming film Machete.
As one might be able to tell from the title, "Machete" is not a Hallmark Family Movie of the Week. Rather, it is director Robert Rodriguez's ("Grindhouse," "Sin City") latest homage to '70s exploitation flicks, promising tons of sex and violence (and probably machetes).
Between this, her upcoming turn as a porn star in the film "Inferno" and her real-life jail term, Lindsay is pretty much trumping everyone when it comes to, "What did you do with your summer vacation." So kudos, homegirl.
We leave you with Vampire Weekend's "Giving Up The Gun" video, below. Machete is out September 3. (Note: We do not condone gun use. Whether we condone Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun carrying a gun is a matter of taste and remains to be seen.)