
Remember way back to earlier this month when Prince, um, called off the internet? Well we came up with a few things we hoped might take the place of the internet once the whole "online fad" blows over. But so did comedian (and former host of the MTV show "Loveline"!) Adam Carolla, who's busy this summer with the Klondike Everyman Challenge and, of course, his unstoppable podcast, "The Adam Carolla Show." Adam's a lot funnier than we are, so check out his picks for conceivable replacements for the internet. OK. Here we go!
1.) A new game called "Put Prince In A Water Balloon Launcher And Fire Him At The Sun."
2.) "The Aqua Net" -- we'll fill a garbage bag with hair spray and huff it until we forget about the internet.
3.) Two words ... Curl-Ling.
4.) We invent a new video game called "How long does it take Prince to get inside a onesie."