5 Tweets We Predict Kanye West Will Send

Kanye West‘s Twitter account has become something of a cottage industry, and we couldn’t be happier about it. In the week since Kanye popped up on Twitter, tweeting about goblets and Swedish girls and Persian rugs with cherubs on them, we’ve seen Aziz Ansari start the trending topic #PredictingKanyeTweets, watched in awe as @budgetkanyewest changed the game with his/its low-rent Kanye tweets (“just got off the subway!! PICTURES SOON!“) and were left speechless when some genius matched Kanye’s tweets to “New Yorker” cartoons.

We’re hoping this trend of Kanye parodies continues, possibly forever. So to help keep the Kanye Twitter ball rolling, we’ve come up with a few tweets we’d like to see Kanye West send and the days and events to which they correspond.

1.) Friday, August 6: Kanye finally sees the 2010 MTV VMA nominations and realizes that Beyoncé (via Lady Gaga‘s “Telephone”) and Taylor Swift are both nominated for Best Female Video: “I get the distinct impression that I am being baited!”

2.) Sunday, September 12, at the MTV VMAs: IF Ke$ha wins Best Female Video for “TiK ToK”: “I’m not mad … I’m just … disappointed.”

3.) October 12: The day Kanye’s fifth album is released: “Just bought Damien Hirst. And George Condo. The actual people. Bought ‘em. And Bombardier, makers of the LearJet. lol”

4.) November 25: On Thanksgiving Day, we foresee Kanye giving thanks by tweeting “I just ate a turkey stuffed with a lobster and the lobster was rocking a Audemars Piguet watch! I love America!”

5.) December 25: Predictable Christmas Day tweet from Kanye = “this day is always kind of a letdown, since every day is like Christmas for me … LOL?”