Remember when Kim Kardashian and his highness, Sir Justin Bieber were hanging out together, and immediately there was a price on Kim Kardashian’s head? (Woe to any woman who gets close to Bieber and who isn’t his mom!) Well here’s some seriously damning evidence of more of Justin and Kim’s time spent together. Intimate time. In the sexy-time Bahamas. Time spent REENACTING THE MOVIE “THE GRADUATE,” WHICH IS ALL ABOUT A YOUNG MAN WHO HAS A RIBALD LOVE AFFAIR WITH A FOXY OLDER LADY WITH A PENCHANT FOR BOOZE, HOTEL ROOMS AND ANIMAL PRINTS.
Spoiler 1: The key line in “The Graduate” is “Are you trying to seduce me?” Spoiler #2: The answer is yes.
Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian’s romp-in-the-ocean photos appear in the September issue of ELLE magazine. If you can stomach it. Ugh. Someone needs to put a stop to this. Even though it already happened. Someone needs to prevent this from EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!
Bieber fans: Is this WAR?