TOTAL TOKIO HOTEL WÜNDER POST!

OK. It's been awhile since we've done a REAL, proper Tokio Hotel post. So here, in no particular order, is EVERYTHING you need to know about Tokio Hotel's summer. Even though you already know it.

1.) This photo? Yes, true, it's from Tokio Hotel's trip to Taipei back in May, which is essentially the Dark Ages, but it's just the best photo ever taken.

(Photo by ChinaFotoPress/Getty Images)

Also, that little girl on the right has some SICK boots.

2.) Speaking of footwear, TOM is a SHOE MODEL! FOR REEBOK.

3.) Tokio Hotel rocked the MTV World Stage in Malaysia on July 31.

4.) Tom discusses signing boobies. Everyone laughs; no one is shocked.

5.) Humanoid City Live went to No. 1 in Germany and France!!

6.) Tokio Hotel rocks Singapore's Singfest on August 3. Bill reflects on the band's early potential for homelessness.

7.) It becomes apparent that Bill looks amazing in plaid.

8.) Somehow, somewhere, people are STILL asking what the name "Tokio Hotel" means. Bill reveals that the entire band believes in aliens. The truth is out there.

9.) Guy from the "Phoenix New Times" makes several cheap shots at Tokio Hotel and their fans. Result: Guy from "Phoenix New Times" basically sounds like a jerk. Tokio Hotel fans FTW!

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