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I know what you did this summer. You probably worked your butt off for the man, sweated through a miserable summer in a city that smelled like hot garbage, scrimped and saved your nickels and dimes to go on a vacation which was really just a glorified long weekend, only to spend most of it in traffic or sunburned.
Well, above is how the other half lives, my proletariat brothers and sisters. I was going to make a joke about how Jay-Z and Beyonce should be the new Clark and Ellen Griswold's and how they should make a "National Lampoon's Vacation" movie together. But it would be wild boring, wouldn't it?
Imagine the scene above; our main characters on a yacht somewhere in Italy. Bey is looking over the side of the deck, probably saying, "Ooh, look: a sea bass. We should put that on skewers and eat that!" And Jay is like, "I can't believe you mad dogged me into wearing these shorts."
Not exactly comedy or dramatic gold is it? Who am I kidding. I'm just hungry for sea bass skewers.
Jay-Z and Beyonce have no planned releases or tours to tell you about. They're "Crazy In Love," and they're on a boat. Deal with it.