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You're probably sitting there thinking, why does Ashlee Simpson look like a girl dancing in a field at Bonnarroo as the Counting Crows' "Mr. Jones" comes on the PA system? That is probably what Pete Wentz is thinking too. He's probably also thinking, to invoke the great modern philosopher Tyler Perry, "why did I get married?" JUST KIDDING! We love Pashlee!
What we have here is Simpson and Wentz (or the Simpson-Wentzs), enjoying a nice day out in Flushing, Queens, as they take in the action at the U.S. Open tennis tournament. If Wentz looks a little bent out of shape, it's because Simpson is apparently wilding out to the sounds of Fall Out Boy. You remember Fall Out Boy...the band her husband is no longer in.
It's both awkward and adorable. Not to worry, Pete Wentz's new outfit, Bl4ck C4rds, (Black Cards in non-confounding language) could be played on the U.S. Open PA by next year's tournament.