Was Mercury in retrograde this weekend? Was there a full moon? Did everybody cop a case of seasonal affective disorder all at once? Because from Friday on, it seemed like we couldn't go more than an hour or so without a celeb getting busted or falling afoul of the law. Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test, Bruno Mars got busted for drugs, Russell Brand got arrested, Adam Lambert had a little dustup and Miley Cyrus had a little bust-up. Let's look back some celebs who wish they could call a do-over on this weekend.
+ Lindsay Lohan: Let's just get this out of the way because it's just sad at this point. On Friday, TMZ reported Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test. Later that evening, Lohan confirmed this on her Twitter account. Failing the drug test violates her probation and could send Lohan back to prison.
+ Miley Cyrus: If someone tells you they're just being Miley, take away their car keys because they're probably a bad driver! Reportedly, Miley Cyrus got into a fender bender and then left the scene which, in case you didn't know, you should not do. (Right, January Jones?)
+ Bruno Mars: Up until this weekend, Bruno Mars was sitting on top of the world--he cowrote Cee-Lo's "F*** You," and was all over the pop charts with B.o.B.'s "Beautiful Girls" and Travie McCoy's "Billionaire." But before the weekend was over, he was sitting in jail, as he was busted in Las Vegas on suspicion of narcotics possession.
+ Russell Brand: Russell Brand is a funny dude, but you apparently wouldn't like him when he's angry, as one nosy paparazzi photographer found out. Brand allegedly attacked a pushy photographer at LAX on Friday and was then taken into custody via a citizen's arrest. There's nothing funny about people getting beaten up, and there's nothing funny about someone trying to take an upskirt photo of Katy Perry, which is what Katy claims provoked Brand. But there's something pretty funny about Russell Brand being citizen's arrested!
+ Adam Lambert: Like we mentioned on Friday, Adam Lambert got into an altercation with pushy paparazzi in Miami Beach late last week. The photographer accused Lambert of battery, which Adam denied on his Twitter account.