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Last night Lady Gaga showed up to the Oak Room at New York’s Plaza Hotel wearing a blonde wig and fishnets. OH! And she also wore a dress made of hair.
In other news, your body is primarily made of bones, cells, tissue and water. What I mean by that is OF COURSE Lady Gaga wore a dress made of hair. WHY WOULDN’T Gaga wear a hair dress? She’s worn a meat dress (that’s sooooo September), Muppets, Latex, A NECK BRACE and other dangerous outfits. Human hair was the logical next step. Plus, in a way, a hair dress is kind of organic, right? It’s like recycling.
The hair on Gaga’s hair dress was kind of an auburn, or a honey shade, if you will. No offense, but it looked kinda nappy, like it needed a good deep conditioning or some Moroccan oil or something. Oh well. Gaga’s a busy girl. It’s hard to tour the world, work on a new album and remember to hot-oil your hair dress.
As does happen when you’re wearing a hair dress, Lady Gaga was invited up to the stage by the house jazz band and performed an impromptu set. Looks like she also enjoyed some champagne. I’ll raise a glass of champers to that! L’chaim, Lady Gaga! To hair!