As you KNOW, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting married this weekend in India. Either that or they're pulling the world's BIGGEST joke on everyone.
Regardless, since Katy's superhuman cuteness is more akin to that of a doll than of a real live human girl, we thought it'd be fun to bust out a Barbie-inspired wedding dress idea for the California Gurl. Katy is, after all, no stranger to turning to the House of Mattel for fashion inspiration.
While we're dying to know what kind of wedding dress Katy Perry wears (well, dresses is probably more accurate--we can't imagine Katy not having a costume change or 12), we'd love to see a Peaches and Cream Barbie moment for the lovely soon-to-be Mrs. Brand. Speaking of brand, Katy Perry looks like she's been turning to the legendary Barbie brand on several sartorial occasions. Check it:
Tutu Fabulous
Essentially Katy Perry's wearing Ballerina Barbie's outfit. Just saying.
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She'll Have Chevron
Katy Perry's red dress evokes the same pattern as the original 1959 retro-fab Barbie.
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In The Navy
Is this one a JOKE? Katy Perry's likeness to Gay Parisienne Barbie is uncanny.
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Polka Dots
Barbie and Katy Perry break out nearly the same palettes of black with white polka dots and trims of pink.
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Silver Surfer
Perhaps inspired by Barbie's friend Fashion Forward Teresa, Katy Perry's The Blonds micro-mini metallic had such a moment.
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+ What kind of wedding dress do think Katy Perry will wear?