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Just when you think you've seen Lady Gaga in every single outfit imaginable (meat dress, flamingo costume, scary dangerous costumes), you remember that she had yet to pair bedazzled welding goggles with the world's fanciest tablecloth. Duh!
Seen here leaving her hotel in London, the "Bad Romance" singer goes for tea and crumpets in blue-gray hair, fingerless black leather gloves and no-heel platforms the size of your face.
OK, we don't really know if Gaga's going for tea and crumpets. I think it looks like she's going to a christening or maybe a Renaissance Fair. Or is dressed up like the world's fanciest Storm Trooper. But remember, Lady Gaga attended a Yankees game in underwear and wore a telephone on her head and a vinyl apron while serving sandwiches in the "Telephone" video. So my bet is she's probably doing something low-key like mini-golfing or antiquing.
While I love Lady Gaga for her outlandish sartorial choices and in-your-face beliefs, I really love the fact that if I bail on my Halloween costume idea last minute, I can just gather a bunch of items from around my apartment, glue them all on a dress, call you "Alejandro," and everyone would totally get it.