IT'S BRITNEY'S BIRTHDAY, BISHES! And it turns out she LOVES the cake we got her as you can see in the photo above! Britney Spears turns 29 years young today. And while she's busy being HAPPILY HAPPY with Jason Trawick (oKAY, Radar and Star?), being a mom of two, and working on a new album (HURRY UP, PLEEEASE!), we're busy celebrating the birth of the inimitable, indomitable, unbreakable Britney Jean Spears.
Here are five ways we're celebrating Britney Spears' birthday here at Camp Buzzworthy/Britworthy.
1.) Wrapping a live snake around our neck while gyrating slowly...and carefully.
2.) Carefully licking the icing off of our Britney Spears cupcakes in a way that satisfies our sweet tooth but doesn't damage the integrity of her "...Baby One More Time" outfit made of fondant.
3.) Wondering if Madonna used one of those little spray breath fresheners before kissing Britney. Sadly this isn't the first time we've wondered this.
4.) Going to all of the 9 million Starbucks in Midtown Manhattan and saying "I'll have whatever Britney wants" when the barista asks what we'll have.
5.) Watching ALL of our favorite Britney videos! Of course, this is how we spend most of our time anyway.
+ How are YOU celebrating Britney Spears' 29th birthday?
