While you're on the couch binging on a healthy 23 tablespoons of French onion dip in your Chicago Bears Zubaz pants this holiday season, remember that the Kardashians are somewhere in a far away land (Los Angeles) taking their Christmas to the next level. They're next-leveling the skinny cargo pants off of Christmas. For this Telemundo novela of a picture, ladies and gentlemen, is the Kardashian family Christmas card. Or, the Kardashian family Khristmas Kard. Imagine what their turkey dinner looks like.
Instead of sitting in front of a Christmas tree or casually posing with Rudolph, the Kardashian family donned their Sunday award show finest, gathered around a regal staircase, and posed for a Christmas portrait of epic proportions. Seriously. This is some "Dynasty"-ish right here, guys.
Why is the Kardashians' Christmas card so over the top, you ask? Well, for one thing, it's the Kardashians, duh! And, "Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family," "Khloe Kardashian wrote on her blog. Really? We couldn't tell by THE BABY IN A LIL' AL CAPONE PINSTRIPE SUIT.
But you have to hand it to the Kardashians for getting in the holiday spirit. 'Tis the season for glitz and glam, right? To most of us that might mean a sequined tank top or a mistletoe headband. To the Kardashians, it means opera gloves and airbrushed makeup. Joy to the world.