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Joe Jonas visited a gym yesterday in Los Angeles, where he no doubt ran into some of the hundreds of thousands of Americans who have made a new year's resolution to get in shape. You know what Joe Jonas' resolution was? BE EVEN MORE JOE JONAS-Y.
Come on. Joe Jonas doesn't need no stinking resolutions! That dude dates Alice from "Twilight." You hear me? His girlfriend can see into the future! He probably just went to that gym to stunt on us normal people, thinking, 'Yeah, I guess I might get to work on my 12-pack, since I already have a six-pack."
Ah, we kid because we love. Sounds like Joe Jonas had a pretty nice holiday, by the way. He and Ashley Greene (who plays Alice in "Twilight," in case you live in a cave) hung out in Los Angeles, and Greene rocked an alien antennae headband for some reason. Probably because she's Ashley Greene and she can do what she wants.
This is all just a reminder, folks: It might not be New Year's Eve anymore, but it's never too late to resolve to be more like Joe Jonas.