(Credit: Vanity Fair/@justinbieber)
Guys!!!! Justin Bieber changed his Twitter photo!!!!! Gone is the sweet 16-year-old Justin hugging a child or saving a whale or doing whatever he was doing in his last Twitter photo. Instead we now see an older-looking Justin (I'll even say 17!) drinking an old-fashioned soda and looking pensively into the distance. He's all, "Ugh, this checkers game is really taking it out of me. Time to open my shirt."
The photo is from Justin Bieber's several-page spread in the upcoming February issue of Vanity Fair. Most of the photos consist of Justin being chased by screaming girls or Justin casually wearing a turtleneck, but this photo showcases a thoughtful, softer side of Justin. That is, until your eyes reach his ... abs?
Um, we can all basically agree that these abs are airbrushed, right? I don't know about you guys, but I would like to remain under the assumption that Justin Bieber is an asexual R&B robot manchild that has a SpongeBob Squarepants body hiding under all those cool hoodies.
But maybe I'm wrong! Maybe Justin Bieber, on top of dominating every song chart ever and teaching the world how to Dougie one Barbara Walters at a time, is also a secret heavyweight boxing champion? I give up. Justin Bieber wins everything.
+ Do you think those are really Justin Bieber's abs? VOTE, America!