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It’s photos like this one of Jennifer Lopez that have us longing for a “That’s not fair!” emoticon or button, similar to the “likes this” button, which we wish had a real-life application. Honestly! What. The. Eff?! Singer/Actress/All Around Boss-of-Life Jennifer Lopez is 41 years young and doesn’t look a day older than your average neighborhood grad student. Um, that’s not fair!
Jennifer Lopez was all smiles yesterday while promoting the new season of “American Idol” in California, and no, we’re not jealous at all. I mean, come on, people–the lady has two kids, seems to be in a sane, working adult relationship, and her Wikipedia page reads like the results section from one of those tests you took in grade school to see what kind of career you should have: “Actress, singer-songwriter, record producer, dancer, fashion designer, television producer, model, choreographer, entrepreneur and television personality.” Looking for a job? Sorry, Jennifer Lopez has them. J. Lo has all of the jobs!!!!!!
Oh, and did you also know Jennifer Lopez owns part of the Miami Dolphins? Yep! Urgghh. So hard to not be jealz of you, Jen, but like Dalai Lama always says, “Don’t hate, congratulate.” (Wait, that might not have been him…)