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Yesterday, those of us who are afraid to so much as invest in a Subway sandwich when Mercury is in retrograde were given a major WTF piece of news: The astrological sign you've been since, well, birth might not be your sign anymore. According to this astrological bombshell--which, by the way is being debunked (WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE?)--your sign might be shifted to the star sign that precedes your regularly scheduled one. And those of you born between Nov. 29 and Dec. 17 are a new 13th zodiac sign called Ophiuchus. OphWHATus?
Well, friends, Taylor Swift falls into the... wings? arms?... of Ophiuchus. And we can't help but wonder if the reason she's been having such unfortunate boy luck is because there's no OPHIUCHUS section on Astrologyzone.com. How ELSE is she supposed to know which dates are deemed especially romantical for her SIGN if her sign DOESN'T EXIST? How can Tay heed the tay-lored (ha!) astrological guidance if her new star sign is made up? Jake Gyllenhaal may or may not be COMPATIBLE with an Ophiuchus. Nor John Mayer, for that matter. Do you see the predicament?
In other news, if we're now supposed to be Taurus instead of Gemini, we're not sure what the excuse is for our multiple personalities and tendency to get in trouble!
What do you think about this, Buzzworthy readers? And WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE PLANETS AND EVERYTHING? Watch Taylor Swift's new video, "Back To December," while you consider that the world may be spinning on two axes instead of one.