10 Things To Know Now: Jake Gyllenhaal’s Golden Globes Date, Tiny Animals, Gwen Stefani’s Lips

Welcome back from the long weekend of infinite awards shows! Now BACK TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED Internet diversions!

1.) If you are anything like me, you watched the Golden Globes with your fingers crossed, praying for outrageous celeb reactions that could be made into hilarious animated GIFs. Famous people, you did NOT disappoint. (Jezebel)

2.) Speaking of the Globes, was I the only person to notice that Jake Gyllenhaal brought as his date Rilo Kiley frontwoman and girl-crush the world over Jenny Lewis? Doesn’t she have a boyfriend? Just friends? Friends with benefits? “Sex friends”? Is Jake the male Winona? Discuss! (On The Red Carpet)

3.) BREAKING: Tiny Baby Animals Are So Tiny! (Buzzfeed)

4.) We’ve already established that the No. 1 way to improve your band’s music video is by adding KITTEHS. Best Coast, we salute you. (ICanHasCheezburger)

5.) Gwen Stefani is the new spokeslady for L’Oreal. Perhaps you’ve already seen the TV spot. Don’t get me wrong, Mrs. Rossdale looks FIERCE. But does she “talk words weird”? Like, at one point I think she says “rabbit”? (Idolator)

6.) Of all the James Lipton impressions out there, Will Ferrell‘s is the clear favorite. But mad props to Cee Lo Green for his epic self-on-self interview, complete with Eddie Murphy-style special fx makeup. (Aol.)

7.) Learning new languages is hard. Luckily, Deena Nicole Cortese, the newest “Jersey Shore” cast member, has published a dictionary explaining whatever foreign dialect that is she’s speaking. (deenanicole.com)

8.) Hey, how have you been sleeping lately? Pretty good, you say? This video of a Filipino game show contestant lip-synching “I Will Always Love You” will change that. Forever. (YouTube)

9.) You know what talent won’t win you the Miss America title? Ventriloquism. #themoreyouknow (Urlesque)

10.) And to end on a cautionary note, this is what happens When Parents Text. (whenparentstext.com)