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In "Is it 2012 yet?" news, Spencer Pratt has released a rap song and Heidi Montag has released a pop song. Spencer's "Ain't No Thang (But A Chicken Wing)" (working title) and Heidi's "Heartbeat" (respectively) just hit the web, and I just went back under my covers. Not today, internet. Not today.
We've been down this road with Spencer Pratt before and thankfully, nothing really came to fruition last time. But for "Ain't No Thang," Spencer supposedly worked with real-life producer TreBeatz, who's worked with real-life rappers Nas, The Dream and Busta Rhymes. We're not sure what kind of bribery is taking place here, but whatever it is, a real song came out of it. As for Heidi Montag's "Heartbeat," it's your basic Heidi Montag club jam -- overproduced, kinda fun and dance-y.
Basically, this whole situation can be summed up nicely with Buzzworthy's favorite GIF of all time -- Over It Whitney Houston:
+ Click here to feel instantaneous regret hear Spencer Pratt's song "Ain't No Thang (But A Chicken Wing)" and Heidi Montag's "Heartbeat." If you must listen, listen in the dark when no one is around. It will be like it never happened.