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Weird week on Twitter this week, guys. I'm not sure if it's because it's like, sub-two degrees all over the country, or if they're sipping on a little Charlie Sheen juice, but our celebrity Twitter friends are kinda losing it! Allow me to elaborate:
First we have Ke$ha, which we have a hard time understanding to begin with, but she tweeted something about her carnie friend and eating emu legs? No idea. Nicki Minaj seems to have finally brought her multiple personality disorder to the Internet, and Justin Bieber fills us in on some crucial Chuck Norris knowledge. Did someone spike the punch?
In not-so-weird news, Taylor Swift went boxing with her band (TKO?), and Kanye West shouts, "NO ALCOHOL BEFORE TATTOOS." A VERY important lesson. Also, Pink banished her husband to the couch after an extreme no-no. Marriage rule No. 1: Don't hack your spouse's Twitter account and tweet about bowel movements.
Finally this week, we find out that the likelihood of Katy Perry and I becoming BFFs is growing ever more enormous by the day -- we are both obsessed with TLC's "My Strange Addiction"!!! No offense, "Teen Mom 2," but it's the Best. Show. Ever.
Catch up on all of the celebrity tweets from this week below, and follow us at @MTVBuzzworthy for cooking advice and video game cheat codes. I mean for LOLZ, duh.
KESHA
@keshasuxx
Hangin with a carny. It tells me those turkey legs at the renaissance festival are made out of emu. Is that legal?
NICKI MINAJ
@nickiminaj
long day of press only to find out we've officially been kicked out the hotel! Lmaoooooooo. Rescue me barbz!!!! Pleeeeeeeasse *martha voice*
PINK
@pink
i'm going to bed. alone. have fun on the couch a** monkey
BRITNEY SPEARS
@britneyspears
Day 2 is a wrap! #HIAM video coming soon.... - Britney http://twitpic.com/3swwit
TAYLOR SWIFT
@taylorswift13
Just finished up boxing with the band!
LADY GAGA
@ladygaga
Thirdly, I need a beer with my name on it cause the last 72hrs gave me a creative hangover.
RIHANNA
@rihanna
3 MILLION FOLLOWERS. #FANCY. Cheers to all 3 mil of u! #1Luv
KANYE WEST
@kanyewest
NO ALCOHOL BEFORE TATTOOS
JUSTIN BIEBER
@justinbieber
RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: The reason it rains is CHUCK NORRIS scared the clouds, and they wet themselves. #fact
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
"I mean... I'm hungry but I'm not THAT hungry :"( http://twitthis.com/gjwgbj )