(Credit: Cosmopolitan)
Why oh why do I suddenly feel compelled to use only words like "vivacious" and "vibrant" to describe Lea Michele's look on the March 2011 cover of Cosmopolitan? Oh, I don't know, maybe because I haven't seen a V that deep since Jennifer Lopez's legendary green Versace dress that spun the Earth off its axis at the 2000 Grammys.
That is a lot of sternum on parade. If that top were any lower, the world would be Lea's collective gynecologist.
The beauty part she's got down. Lea's hair and makeup are "Glee"-fully perfect. The cute striped, high-waisted skirt is chipper and cheery, almost like Rachel Berry herself. If that plunging V-neck were just a little narrower and her entire inner-boob weren't showing, the effect would be a lot more tasteful. So Lea? We know it's Cosmo, and they're all about a look I like to refer to as "The Silver Platter" (because you're basically offering ALL OF YOUR ASSETS up on a tray.) But there's a time and a place for that much chest to be shown, and it usually involves several shots of Goldschläger. Not that we've done that or anything.
We hope Lea Michele keeps her assets a bit more under wraps when she sings "America The Beautiful" at the Super Bowl next month.