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Oh hey. Here's Kanye West hanging out with pretty women Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly at Nylon magazine's February issue party. It's such a departure for Kanye since he's usually carting around a cavalcade of hideous ogres or studying German philosophers. Just kidding, Yeezy. (You're the last person's s*** list we want to be on!
Something you might not know about me is that I actually attend these kind of star-studded fancy magazine launches never all the time, so I have a pretty good idea what goes on at these parties. They may look glamorous from the outside, but inside they're all stuffy and as boring as sitting in your doctor's waiting room. The Kanye/Leighton/Minka conversation probably went something like this:
+ Kanye West: "Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly, isn't it soooo cool being attractive, successful and wealthy?"
+ Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly (simultaneously): "Yeah, totally, Kanye West. It's the best."
+ Kanye West: "You know what else is the best? My necklace. THIS IS THE BEST NECKLACE OF ALL TIME... BRB, tweeting that."
+ Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly (simultaneously): "LOL, Kanye, you're funny. Here are our phone numbers."
Honestly guys, these parties get old fast. Catered food from top-notch restaurants? Free kiddie cocktails all night long? Rubbing elbows with Kanye West? No thanks, I'll pass. I have a riveting game of Words With Friends waiting for me at home.