WHAT?!? Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz are done? Call us hopeless romantics, but we didn't see this one coming. Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Pete Wentz today after two years of marriage, and we're pretty sad about it. They were a match made in skinny emo heaven. It seems like only just yesterday we were congratulating Pete and Ashlee on their marriage, then wishing Ashlee well when she announced her pregnancy, and then cooing over their baby, Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Ashlee cited "irreconcilable differences" and didn't sign a prenup with Pete, so things look like they might get a little messy. Why is it always "irreconcilable differences"? Why is it never, "His scrambled eggs are the worst I've ever tasted," or, "He never 'likes' my posts on Facebook"? JK, that's just me.
Sorry, guys. We're gonna miss you. And not to be insensitive, but if this means some kind of Fall Out Boy reunion, I know about 5 million people that would pee in their pants over it. (Psst, Pete, call Patrick Stump.)