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Girl. The fire. What is the deal? First there was the "Love The Way You Lie" video with Eminem and there was fire and we were like, OK, we get it: metaphor for the end of a relationship (or not metaphor for...being on fire, whatever).
Then there was Sunday night's Grammy performance of "What's My Name?" and we started thinking, your name is pyromaniac (na na na). Even Drake seemed a little alarmed! Then! Last night, at the Brit Awards, you break out the flamey flames again! In England!
I mean, this is a place where the cops don't have guns, so it's only safe to assume the firemen don't have hoses! You need to be careful with that. You know who is a flammable object? You!
We don't want to hear about you cuddling up with a Blu-ray copy of "Backdraft" or doing "Fire Marshall Bill" impersonations at parties. Slowly back away from the matchbook....for the good of us all!