Star Spotting: Madonna Making Out At Her Son’s Gymnastics Competition

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Madonna, despite being, still, one of the most famous people on the planet, recently took time out of her undoubtedly busy schedule to hit up her son’s gymnastics competition. Check her out. I mean, she didn’t arrive in an egg. She didn’t put on makeup. She just rocked a warm hat and brought along her alleged boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat — which is great. It’s good to see Brahim taking an interest in little Rocco’s various gymnastic pursuits.

But!

Is kind of NAGL (not a good look!). I am the last person in the world to tell someone where and when are appropriate PDA times, but you gotta say Madonna could have picked a better time to express herself, as it were.

Little man Rocco was probably getting ready to vault or pommel horse or whatever, and his friend had to tell him, “Hey your mom is using that dude as an oxygen tank.” Way to take a kid out of the zone!

Aw, we’re just kidding. Madonna is probably the coolest soccer mom (or gymnastics mom) in the world. We should all be so lucky.