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Dear Kim Kardashian,
We're whipping out our very BEST virtual stationary to engage in an epistolary relationship with you regarding your new red hair. Your Crayola eight-pack locks you're debuting in your "Jam" video reminds us quite unsubtly of someone who's ALSO no stranger to a music video. Someone whose name begins with a Ri and ends with a Hanna. Are you feeling us? Holy hair heist, Batman!
See, Kim, you've cornered the brunette bombshell market. In the words of Pippin, that's your "Corner of the Sky." Your smoky eye skills are unparalleled. Your rear is aspirational. Your dusky locks are the stuff of good hair dreams. But the not-found-in-nature red you're rocking is so Rihanna, we're surprised you're not speaking in a Barbadian accent. We're all for experimenting with new looks, but we'd love to see you in something fresh.
We'll just say it. We think Rihanna's The Only Girl In The World who can pull off flaming red hair. Kim? Looking forward to seeing your raven mane again.
Love,
Us
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