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Dear Justin Timberlake,
We're so sorry about your split! We liked Jessica Biel and everything, and we're definitely not here to say anything mean (because she is very capable of kicking our ass), but we wanted to write this letter to remind you that you're so awesome and super effing hot, and not to let the end of a pesky, monotonous four-year relationship get you down.
Breakups can be tough, and we're totally going to allow you your five minutes time to grieve. But after that, we think the healthiest way to get over your split with Jessica is to dive headfirst into your work to the point of letting it consume your life. Go hard for 19 hours a day, every day, (new album, perhaps?!) and sleep for the remaining five. Then before you know it, you're running on a combination of Red Bull, Thai takeout and anxiety, and you won't even know what day it is, let alone have time to think about... what was her name again?
Another great breakup tip we have is to date new people. The idea is scary at first, especially after you and Julie or whoever dated for so long, but you don't have to fall in love! Just go out to dinners! See movies! Go ice skating! Whatever your little heart desires. You could even just start casually seeing bloggers who write unsolicited letters to you about your personal life, WHATEVER.
Whatever you need to do to heal, Justin. We're here for you.
<3 Nicole
Justin and I at a movie after we ate dinner and ice skated, April 2011