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Pete Wentz, we've been trying to be nice for the past month or so after we first saw you out and about with that fro you've been rocking on your head. And when we spotted you with Bronx Mowgli last week, we still kept mum about your hair because we didn't want to be inappropriate with children around. But now that the emo-fro is gone and you posted this pic on your blog with the caption, "Tame the mane," we can finally say "Hallelujah!" It's been tamed indeed.
Pete, sometimes afros are best left to the professionals. We're not saying you looked bad with your fro, but we're just saying you look so good with this shorter hair. It's like, sophisticated and dapper. It says, "Yes, I may play in a rock band, but I also play a big role in managing my stock portfolio." Versatility, bro. Ladies love it.
Actually, could that be what prompted the big chop? We know you and Ashlee Simpson are divorcing, and we were sad about that, but getting a haircut is basically step numero uno after a breakup. And if that's the case, well played. If not, still well played. You look adorbz.