(Credit: Mark Seliger/Rolling Stone)
Since releasing her latest album, Loud, Rihanna has been doing just fine, thank you very much. With hits like "Only Girl In The World," "What's My Name?" and "S&M," the singer has continued her winning streak, keeping our booties shaking with her dance-friendly fist pumpers (the Jersey Shore gang would be proud).
And speaking of booties... Rihanna shows up on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, where her Sideshow Bob-inspired 'do looks uh-maaaazing (how does she do it?). But her fire-engine red curls are overshadowed by a bangin' booty. As you can clearly see in the photo above, Rihanna's rump is barely covered by a pair of micro-mini short shorts that may actually be painted or Photoshopped on. Somewhere in the world, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Biel and Beyoncé are locking themselves in a bathroom stall and weeping.
We salute Rihanna. Lord knows, if we had a butt like that we'd be trying our hardest to make sure it made the cover of any magazine that would have us.
Good googly moogly! Take it away, Project Pat.