Recently, a cobra escaped from New York's famed Bronx Zoo. So that's terrifying. Everyone refuses to STFU about him, although that's kind of understood, since A COBRA HAS ESCAPED! There's a motherf***in' snake in the motherf***in' city! (Wasn't that in a movie or something? A book?) At Buzzworthy HQ, we've already "snake-proofed" the whole office (poison peanut butter traps), even if a snake making it to the 17th floor isn't "likely," according to people who don't realize that SNAKES ARE TERRIFYING.
Anyway, the slithering creature has garnered almost 200,000 followers on Twitter (throw us a bone, Bronx Zoo snake!), and dropped by MTV's "The Seven" (that's literally DOWNSTAIRS!) to fill us in on stuff we didn't know about him, from his taste in musicals, movies and TV (he watches "Skins" and "Dancing With The Stars," FYI) to his surprising connection to Paula Abdul.