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Dear Britney,
HEY GURL! We're so glad you're back to dominating 97 percent of our conversations since your Femme Fatale album dropped. All the news that's Fit To BRIT, that's our journalistic motto here at Buzzworthy.
So, Us magazine asked if you'd ever get married, to which you responded "Maybe... Never say never." (!!!!!!!!! Also, nice Bieber reference!) And we want to first say braVA for letting that little Easter egg slip on the day after your ex-husband Kevin Federline clawed his way out of the clutches of obscurity to announce he's having yet another baby. WhatEVERLINE.
OK! Let's say you and Jason Trawick DO get married! Yay! A wedding to plan! We'll help! Here are all of the Britnified things we'd like to SEE at that wedding, should you have one, 'kay? KAY. Allow us to enumerate them below. No big, you know. We're just brainstorming.
1.) At the reception, when they announce Mr. and Mrs. Trawick and you walk out for your first OFFICIAL MR. AND MRS. MOMENT, you should totally be wearing a snake, like at the 2001 VMAs.
2.) Any wedding dress concept that pays homage to your paying homage to Madonna by dressing up as a "Like A Virgin" bride at the 2003 VMAs would be greatly appreciated.
3.) Also at the reception, could you possibly reprise your karaoke moment in Crossroads (which we may or may not have gone to see opening day in the theater and own on DVD)? The one where you sang Joan Jett's "I Love Rock And Roll"?
4.) Now I know this is getting granular, but we'd appreciate a beauty concept that mirrors that of your CRAZY hot Out magazine cover.
You don't have to make us a bridesmaid. You don't even have to invite us with a DATE. We're like, totally cool with flying solo to your nuptials.
Yay,
Us
Totally wedding appropriate!
P.S.: PLEASE MAKE US A BRIDESMAID!!!!