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The former Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin "Fertile-line" Federline confirmed to Us Magazine that he and girlfriend Victoria Prince are expecting a baby girl this summer. They plan to name her Jordan.
Which leads us to wonder: Is there some kind of cosmic force related to having a name that sounds dangerously close to the word "fertile" that propels one into a life of baby making? There must be, right? Does "PopoZão" translate to "tons of babies"?
In case you've lost count, this latest bundle of joy will be Kevin Federline's fifth child. He'll never have to worry about having to recruit members to join a baseball team, should he ever realize a dormant urge to start up a squad. He and Britney Spears share sons Preston, 5, and Jayden, 4; he and ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson have a daughter Kori, 8, and son Kaleb, 6.
We're somewhat miffed that the initial murmurings of Kevin Federline's next baby came last Tuesday, March 29, i.e. BRITNEY DAY, aka Femme Fatale Day. But we congratulate Kevin and Victoria on their impending arrival and wish them the very best. But guys? In the future, we wish you'd hold off maybe a week or two on any and all major life-changing news after a years-long hiatus so as not to steal your ex-flame's thunder on the day of her new album AND first "GMA" performance in years. Do we sound bitter? We're not. (OK. Maybe a little bitter.)