"Bed, Bath & Beyonce" sounds like a fantasy afternoon to me -- waking up in a swanky hotel room with breakfast in bed, hitting up the spa for a full day of luxury services, and then grabbing lunch with my BFF Beyonce where we talk about dudes... or I talk about dudes and she listens because she's in a perfect marriage with Jay-Z. But anywaaaay.
It sounds like screamo band Everyone Dies In Utah heard about my fantasy afternoon and planned exactly the opposite for their latest video "Bed, Bath & Beyonce." Um, guys, Beyonce doesn't show up anywhere in this video. All we see is performance footage, a bunch of flashing colored lights, and something about a forest. Not fair!
This isn't really news, though. Lots of screamo/hardcore bands have a tendency to name some of their songs something a little...misleading. English deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon has a song called "No Need For Introductions, I've Read All About You On The Back Of Toilet Doors," and Sacramento-based Dance Gavin Dance is just plain lying with their title "And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman."
Tisk, tisk, bros. Kind of a low blow to get a girl all worked up about a new Beyonce video!
+ Watch Everyone Dies In Utah's video "Bed, Bath & Beyonce" (sans-Beyonce) below.