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Don't hate Jared Leto because he's beautiful. Hate Jared Leto because he's a talented actor and successful musician as the lead singer of 30 Seconds To Mars, and you're not. He's so pretty, you just stop in your tracks because, like, how is one person so beautiful (even after all these years since "My So-Called Life")? Seriously, you have to ask yourself what kind of genes Mr. and Mrs. Leto carried that made such a perfect specimen of human being. Can we borrow?
As pretty people are wont to do, Jared Leto has now been named "the face" of Hugo Boss, meaning you will probably at least consider buying Hugo Boss products because -- even if you don't start thinking Jared's real name is Hugo Boss -- he wants you to. “Hugo inspires men to succeed through creativity, which is something I’ve aimed for my entire career," Leto was quoted as saying on the brand's Facebook page. "Like the Hugo man, I look for inspiration in everything around me and seek out unusual and unexpected things and experiences."
Whatever you say, dude. When someone who looks like Jared Leto asks you to do something, you listen. The dude could advertise wiping sparkles and eye make-up all over your face, and you'd listen (hey, does Ke$ha have something to tell us?).