I don't know if you guys have heard every second of every day for the last 100 days, but Prince William is getting married! The prince is turning "commoner" Kate Middleton into a princess this Friday, April 29, at Westminster Abbey. The entire wedding day consists of the ceremony, the procession (where the royal couple drives around London all, "He-ayyy, we just got married!!"), and then the reception, which I hope for their sake involves plenty of adult beverages.
All in, we're looking at about a seven-hour procedure. SEVEN HOURS, people. And that's just the wedding (not the nonstop media coverage). Do you know how long seven hours is!? It's, like, really long. In seven hours, you can watch the movie "Titanic"... twice. Or fly to Hawaii. Or learn to knit. The possibilities are endless!
For those of you who aren't exactly sipping from your commemorative Royal Wedding tea cup, here are some ideas on what you can do besides watch two people from another country get married on TV:
1. Run a marathon: The average time to run a marathon is around five hours, so you could run a entire marathon (take your time) and then even take a nap. Run to the point of exhaustion or talk about Kate Middleton's dress all day? Your choice.
2. Learn the (alleged) choreography to Beyoncé's "Run The World (Girls)" video (before it's even out!): We stumbled across a video of what looks like what could be the choreography from Beyoncé's upcoming video for "Run The World (Girls)" and OMFG. Even if it's not from the video, these moves are on fire. Check it out here.
3. Seduce Prince Harry: There's still one prince left, ladies. He's 26, hails from London, and enjoys motocross, hip-hop, and being attractive. He's totally eligible and one of the only other men on the planet that could make you an actual princess. We don't have his email address or anything (and I'd keep if for myself if I did) so we're not sure how you're gonna get him to marry you, but Godspeed.
4. Watch 30 Seconds To Mars videos: Why? Because Jared Leto is in 30 Seconds To Mars in them and yes, we would gladly watch 30 Seconds To Mars videos over and over for seven hours for that very reason. Actually, it's called "every Friday night" and I do it already.
5. Watch paint dry: Come on. I had to.
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