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Dear Ke$ha,
We know it's none of our business, but we just have to tell you that we kind of love you and James Van Der Beek together! We know he's like, married or whatever and that's fine and everything, but if by chance that marriage doesn't work out (and we're definitely not wishing for that!), we're thinking you guys should bite the bullet and just start dating already.
We're catching on to you, Ke$ha. When we first saw him in your "Blow" video, we were like, "James Van Der Beek? Really?" But when we watched it again and fell in love with it and then saw you guys photographed on the red carpet together at a party in Las Vegas (above), we started to think there could be more to your "platonic," "professional" relationship than meets the eye.
First of all, you're both hilarious internet weirdos (like us!). Ke$ha, your Twitter feed makes us LOL on the daily, and James' hilarious reaction GIFs on "James Van Der Memes" kind of changed the entire world wide web forever (we might be exaggerating).
And, second... Well, we don't have a "second," but all you really need as the basis of a good relationship is two people who are hilarious internet weirdos. Seriously! It worked for us!
OK, for real, though. More of you and James Van Der Beek, please. We're not trying to be all homewrecky. It's just cool to see, like, the high school quarterback and the kooky drama girl! It's like a real life romcom! Or a Lifetime movie that doesn't end in a kidnapping! K$ + JVDB 4 EVA.
Love,
Every drama girl ever