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Dude, Nick Jonas, NICE WORK. Where'd you meet, the Trader Joe's For Beautiful People over there in Silverlake, California? You know the one. The one with the tiny parking lot. Did your eyes meet as you guys both reached for the same sample of Chinese Chicken Salad at the free samples counter? Did you take her to Pinkberry up the street and get her a green-tea-with-Cap'n-Crunch-and-kiwi? Inquiring minds want to know, Nick Jonas. Dating in L.A. is tough enough with young scallywags like you and your brothers running around scooping up hotties like Australian singer Delta Goodrem, pictured above at the BMI Awards. Delta Goodrem also just dueted with Michael Bolton on Dancing With the Stars. And what's unfair is that the rest of us have to make do with the crowd at The Frolic Room on a weeknight, but I digress. How do you do it?
She's also eight years older than you. Putting it this way, Nick, if you were to date someone eight years younger than you, that person would then be 10 years old. SCANDAL. But it works because everyone's legal. Also, again, this is why I'm blogging in sweatpants and you're out there living life without fear, dating megababes.
Alls I gots to say is: Nick, dude, nice work. We here at Buzzworthy hope it is a romance that lasts all the ages. Maybe you should teach a class in this sort of thing.