Star Spotting: Lady Gaga Wears A Spiked Thong (!!!!1!!ADFSKDLKJ!!?!!)

Credit: Rex

Remember how yesterday we were talking about Lady Gaga‘s outfit at the CFDA awards and we were like, “Oh yeah, it’s like, maybe even kind of normal!” Well… never mind. Lady Gaga showed off a STUDDED THONG as she leaned in to kiss British violinist Charlie Siem on the cheek at the after party at New York City’s Standard Hotel.

OKAY. OKAY. Wait one second. We’re not exactly surprised or anything that Gaga chose to outfit one of the most sensitive parts of the human body in METAL SPIKES (ouuuuchhhhhh), but from a sheer functionality point of view, how does this even work? One wrong move and…well, that’s a little too “Untold Stories of the E.R.” for us.

But what about the question that’s on everyone’s mind: OMGWTF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE SITS DOWN!!!!!!!!!