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While you're sitting around replaying this video of a cat leisurely watching Slayer on TV (don't judge), Fergie's busy traveling the world whilst successfully pulling off leather pants. The Black Eyed Pea was spotted leaving her hotel in Paris looking tres chic (while the guy behind her was spotted trying to do long division in his head). Not pictured is Fergie's bellhop, who's pushing a cart full of giant, full Louis Vuitton bags to her car, NBD.
You read all of that correctly, ladies and gentlemen. Let's tabulate: Fergie's pants cost more than your rent, that jacket is fly as hell, she has an entire cart full of Louis Vuitton bags waiting for her, she's in Paris, and oh yeah, she married to this guy. So basically, she answered the "If I were famous..." question perfectly...like, with her life.