They feel the heat, the heat between me and you, Joe Jonas.
When I was a very little kid I went to this ridiculous weeklong summer camp called Safety Town, where I learned how to drive a tricycle through traffic cones (some things just aren't innate!) and, even more important, not to play with matches. The latter went on to become a lesson I carry with me to this day. And it's a fire-safety lesson I fear Joe Jonas has not learned. Or at least, he hasn't surrounded himself with risk-adverse individuals who know better than to start fires, like the girl in the sneak peek of his "See No More" video, which is a far cry from his artistic lyric video for the song. And with the "See No More" video fiiii-nuh-ally premiering tomorrow, there's never been a better time to warn Joe Jonas to wear some protective gear and maybe even consider finding a fire hose.
Remember in "The Social Network" when Brenda Song goes cray on Andrew Garfield and lights a fire in his room (SPOILER!)? Basically that's what happens in Joe Jonas' "See No More" preview when this chick goes all Prodigy on his ass. Fortunately we got a MAD HOT "beauty shot" (as they say in the business) of Joe before the room ignites, frying what looks like some pretty pricey furniture.
"See No More," off his FastLife album (Sept. 6), already feels dark and foreboding, which, of course tends to happen when and where arson is involved. Will it go the direction of Eminem's "Love The Way You Lie"? Kanye West's "Flashing Lights"? (Lady! PLEASE don't beat the ish out of Joe Jonas with a shovel!) We'll have to wait and see... more (get it? Dumb pun, I know) when Joe Jonas' "See No More" finally premieres.
+ What do you think will happen in Joe Jonas' "See No More" video?