An Open Letter To Lady Gaga Regarding Her Eye-On Eyelids Makeup


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Dear Lady Gaga,

ZAHHHHMAHGAHHHh! MOMMY! HOLD ME! HOLD ME TIGHTER!

LOOK, lady. J’adore Mama Monster. We honestly do. But we’re straight-up FRIGHTENED of the makeup concept you debuted this past Saturday at the MTV Video Music Aid Japan charity concert in Tokyo to support the victims of the tsunami and earthquake disaster. Do you see what we’re saying? We’re pretty certain you can see most anything now that you’ve painted creepy eyes on top of the ones God gave you. It brings new meaning to the phrase eyes wide shut. We’re not going to lie: We’re not even on the EDGE of loving this look. Because we’re skeeerd.

Basically, we’re now instituting a new terror spectrum, and it officially goes like this:

The ending of “The Others”

Freddy Krueger

“The Shining”

YOUR EYE-ON-EYE EYE MAKEUP!!!!!!

Please, let’s all go back to sparkly glittery unicorn makeup concepts, kay?

Warmly,

Us