Credit: Cosmopolitan Magazine
Kim Kardashian is Cosmopolitan magazine's August cover girl, and from our observations, we can see that the word "sex" or "sexy" is only printed on the issue three times! What happened, Cosmo? We thought there was a minimum of at least 10 "sexys" required per cover. I guess Kim K. herself must make up for the missing seven -- we'll let it slide this time.
All joking aside, though, leave it to Kim Kardashian to make an oversize pink hoodie look smokin'. We can't think of anyone else who would be able to pull that off. Wait, scratch that -- David Beckham did it once. But he's like, a cyborg from planet Perfect Ten so that doesn't count. Kim is seriously the only human that can pull off the "pink hoodie as a tube dress" thing. So once again Kim, you win.
Speaking of winning, remember when Kim dropped that single, "Jam"? And remember how it was kind of...the jam? We know you're getting married to like, the tallest man on Earth or whoever, but what ever happened to your music career? Hit us with another single, KK! We're running out of songs for our Guilty Pleasure playlist.
Kim Kardashian's August issue of Cosmopolitan hits newsstands July 12. Check out Cosmo's website for a sneak peek.