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Hey Justin Timberlake,
Recent word on the street is that you appreciate an attractive lady who knows how to throw out an F-bomb every now and again. And by "word on the street" we mean that's what you were quoted as saying in the August issue of Cosmopolitan magazine (featuring Kim Kardashian on the cover): "There's nothing better than a pretty girl with a nasty mouth. It's every guy's fantasy."
Well, it's your lucky m***** f****** day, Justin Timberlake, because we happen to be proficient in profanity! We got our mouths washed out with soap all the time as kids! (F*****' HI, MOM!) Swear words are the best words! Sure, they kind of make us blush, and we can't really use them at work or with our parents, but that doesn't mean we're not listening to Odd Future in our headphones and silently singing along to every word on our way to volunteer at the children's hospital. We love a well-placed obscenity!
So just in case you have a date open in your planner, we're ready to hit the town with you and swear up a storm -- F-bombs, S-joints, D-zos. We don't even know what those are -- that's how filthy we are. So f*****' call us, a*******.
Love, Buzzworthy