Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony To Divorce! TEARS!

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a joint statement today to People magazine confirming their seemingly sudden decision to divorce. “We have decided to end our marriage,” the now-ex-couple told People. “This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”

Wait, WAIT. Did my eyes deceive me or did I recently watch Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony get seriously DOWN on the “American Idol” stage this past May? Did I, or did I not see Ms. Lopez shake her famously insured derriere in her hubby’s face — the same hubby in fact, with whom she recently had twins and renewed her vows? IS THIS REAL LIFE?

OK, yes, J.Lo has been divorced twice before. But I thought Marc was the one! I mean, do you remember the chemistry between them in El Cantante? Anyone? I guess on the bright side, though, J.Lo’s now free to go and date some younger hot model, which will inevitably provide us with tons of future Star Spotting posts.

I’m still pretty broken up, though.