OK, phew. And may I also just offer a personal "Thank goodness," because in the wake of the Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony divorce TRAGEDY we endured last Friday, I fear my poor little romantic soul wouldn't be able to survive yet another celeb breakup.
As they often do, the power couple (who tied the knot in India last October) took to Twitter to squash rumors of their supposed split. Katy started first, tweeting, "Just cause we don't flaunt our relationship doesn't mean there's something wrong w/it. Privacy is our luxury. #tabloidsrtrash #gossipisgross." Russell followed shortly thereafter and made sure not to waste even one of his maximum 140 characters as he replied to his wife, "You tell em Mrs Brand! In Britain we're currently dismantling the scum media so I'm not tuned in to their brain-farting."
Now I ask: Does that seamless co-tweeting look like it comes from a couple on the rocks? I think not. Plus you know what they say -- the couple that tweets together, stays together... or whatever.